Friday, December 14, 2007

Spam mails ? Mails that really dun make sense !!!

I just got home , spent a busy day at mabel's tuition centre.We are preparing for the Bookfest which is tomorrow at Suntec .
Anyway had my bath , called my gf to "report strength" , had dinner , and then sat down in front of my com.

I opened yahoo mail , msn , gmail .

Yahoo mails , 12 Spam mails . with really lame titles.

Hotmail mails , Not so bad 5 Spams mails.

Gmail Best No spam , Ok lar cos i seldom use tat e mail.

Then my gf msn asked me to check out her friendster , she did some Slide show thingy wanted me to check it out i was like hmm ok .

But i noticed i had New messages , So i clicked , it brought me to My inbox , i had 15 unread mails. I was like wa i so popular meh . Then i clicked in and saw this

DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Gir l: Slow down. Im scared.
uy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its tooscary!
Guy : Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.If there is anyone in life you love this much , please send this. Forward this to all your good friends on-line to showthem that you care.NOW, make a wish about somthing you would like to happen with you and someone whom you REALLY care about....... ...

OK, now if you send this to..1 person~ your wish will come true in6-8 months
3 people~ your wish will come true in4-6 months
5 people~ your wish will come true in1-2 months
7 people~ your wish will come true in 2weeks
10 people~ your wish will come true inthree days
14 people~ your wish will come true inthe next 24 hours!
BUT...... If you do not send this toanyone, you will have bad luck!!!!


PLEASE LOR , first of all the person who wrote this definately doesn't own a bike for sure, and he/she definately haven pass his/her 2B lisence.
Too many loop holes
Unless u are a Ba Ee then u no need wear helmet , then why the girl didn't wear ?
There are 2 brakes on the bike , front and rear brakes, if both brakes break down , just FUCKING dun turn the trottle lar . And if 1 dun work , use the other damn brakes lar .

This part still quite ok ,
But after tat the paragraph,

If there is anyone in life you love this much , please send this.
"What if some one doesn't have ?"

if you send this to..1 person~ your wish will come true in6-8 months
3 people~ your wish will come true in4-6 months
5 people~ your wish will come true in1-2 months
7 people~ your wish will come true in 2weeks
10 people~ your wish will come true inthree days
14 people~ your wish will come true inthe next 24 hours!
BUT...... If you do not send this toanyone, you will have bad luck!!!!

"Wei tan , is this consider black mail ?"

Anyway , the next few msg all the same mail .
Hmm , Moral of the story . Just Follow lar , if u dun wanna get bad Luck....

Ray

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