Monday, December 31, 2007

The Unknown Man's Cave

Woman , If u realise ur boyfriend or husband becomes very distant , very quiet Seems like not interested and don't wanna communicate.
It could be he's under stress.

Guys simplily cannot understand the logic of a problem shared is a problem halved.
Guys need a "cave" cos they need a space or time where he is basically left alone and undisturbed.
Irritating remarks and constant asking wun help , so Girls quit the nagging. Man wun listen if they are in the "cave" mode.
Give him some time to reorganise his thoughts and solve his problems. If he is willing he would gladly ask u for advice. Notice i used the word advice not asking for solutions.
Guys never like to be given solutions , it makes them feel like they are weak . But if ur bf or husband is willing to share everything with you and tell u his thoughts , u wun have to worry so much.

It is when he tries to share and u dun bother to listen , tat's where problems will arise. Same thing for woman , if ur bf or husband dun bother to listen , u start to wonder if things will work out nicely . Though most of the time Since ancient times LOL , Man Simplily cannot listen.

Still dun understand why Adam took the forbidden fruit from eve. LOL
The way to a man's heart is thru his stomach LOL.

Ray

"Dreams?"

Lately , my dreams are becoming crazier , wilder , weirder and strange .
Last week i was dreaming abt being lost in a forest , then seeing a river cutting across the forest but it's not water tat's flowing , it was mud . Then all of a sudden million of human shapes start forming in the "mud" river , basically the whole idea was to get away from them .

Another dream was me at some place and they were announcing 4 d number on the Big Big screen i remember seeing the number 1 6 8 8 as the first price . But after i woke up i can't make out the second number , it was like either 3 , 5 or 6 for the 2nd digit.
Best part

Sunday 30 Dec 07
Draw No: 2640
1st Prize
2386
2nd Prize
2022
3rd Prize
1454
Starter Prizes
0449
0967
1234
1688
2008
2057
2620
3836
7740
8186
Consolation Prizes
0049
0152
0258
1999
2721
3188
4303
6073
7254
9264

Yesterday de best , Dreamt i was in this very very very big factory , then majority of the pp inside are like dead people . There was this old guy who was like only way to get out of here is thru the factory , hmm not really logical LOL. Then he was lamenting , if they attack us , as long as u dun move they would stop attacking you.
He was like are u ready ( There was like 4 or 5 of us Normal de ) . He pressed this big red button then the door open revealing the Undead people inside. Some starting running then the undead people charged towards us , i also ran , then when the demons almost got me i stop moving but they didn't stop , only then did i realised in order for them to stop attacking us , every one in our group gotta stop then can work , i was like fark it i am gonna just run for it LOL . Woke up in sweat feeling so tired LOL "What a tiring Dream"

Maybe i was just too stressed Out . I think i NEED A BREAK !!!

Ray

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

From a friend

Was talking to steven on MSN , telling him how i was trying to find a church to go for a christmas eve service , he was like I should have mentioned eariler but it's never too late.
He gave a very special gift though.

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
Jeremiah 29:11

Ray

End Of A Wonderful Christmas

Ho Ho Ho , How was everyone's christmas eve and christmas ? Fun ? Exciting ? Romantic ? Interesting ? Boring ?

Well Mine was a different one this year , A much Sober Christmas Eve LOL.

My gf finish work late ard 8pm , we made our way to harbour Front Tower 2 , wanting to book a cable car ticket to go to Mount Faber The Jewel Box .

Link To The Jewel Box - http://www.mountfaber.com.sg/index.html

They have many packages, but we took the cable car ride to sentosa and Mount Faber.

Cost Around $33.80 ( they have the all clear cable car , but hmm it seems not much of a difference except the price LOL

Off we went taking the cable car ride to Sentosa , Well it was jasmine's first cable car ride so she was like issit scary etc etc , Kinda fun and the view was great.

Upon reaching Sentosa , i then realised how long i haven been there , the "train thingy"is no longer in use liao .

Travel means by an efficient internal transportation network of comfortable buses and beach trams, you will always have convenient connections between attractions and different part of the island.

Sentosa Bus
Yellow Line

Operating hours:
7am - 11pm (Sun - Thu & Public Holidays)7am - 12.30am (Fri, Sat & Eves of Public Holidays)
Last bus leaving from Beach Station:
10.40pm (Sun - Thu & Public Holidays)12.10am (Fri, Sat & Eves of Public Holiday) -->

Blue Line

Operating hours:
7am - 11pm (Sun - Thu & Public Holidays)7am - 12.30am (Fri, Sat & Eves of Public Holidays)
Last bus leaving from Beach Station:
10.36pm (Sun - Thu & Public Holidays)12.06am (Fri, Sat & Eves of Public Holiday) -->

Red Line

Operating hours:
9am - 10pm daily -->

Sentosa Bus

Operation hours
9am-12midnight (Sun - Thu & Public Holidays) 7am - 12.30am (Fri, Sat & Eves of Public Holiday)
Last bus leaving from Beach Station to HarbourFront Bus Terminal:
12midnight (Sun - Thu & Public Holidays) 12.30am (Fri, Sat & Eves of Public Holiday)


Beach Tram

Operating hours:
9am - 11pm (Sun - Thu & Public Holidays)9am - 12mn (Fri, Sat & Eves of Public Holidays)
Frequency:
15 - 20 mins

Walk ard for a while , Saw the famous Merlion who doesn't spits water. Feeling rather hungry, we search for a restaurant to feast on but cos was already kinda late most restaurants were closed.
We then went to
Tastes of Singapore
*Have cravings for local cuisine such as Nyonya Lobster Laksa, delicious Indian Tandoori Chicken, Assorted Jumbo Satay and many more? Be sure to pop by Tastes of Singapore for an Asian feast to round up your trip at the Images of Singapore.

*Tastes of Singapore @ Imbiah
10am - 9pm daily (last order 8pm)
(65) 6279-3278
Blue & Red Line Bus / Sentosa Express (Imbiah Station)
Imbiah Lookout Car Park


Yeah tat was our christmas eve dinner , Total damage = $50 1 Btl Pokka green tea $4.50 hmm 杀人放火.Chicken rice $10 ....

Anyway after dinner we manage to catch a glimse to a small fire work from the Songs of the sea.
*Get ready to fall under the spell of a new nightly extravaganza set in the sea. Songs of the Sea brings you a mesmerizing show with a live cast and dramatic effects pyrotechnics, water jets, brilliant lasers, special computer imaging, bursts of fire, captivating music and stunning flame bursts. It's a one-of-a-kind entertainment that's not to be missed. Songs of the Sea is a rain or shine event.»

Quick Facts to Songs of the Sea

The Story

Li, a young man gifted with a charming voice, is singing by the sea with his friends when he is stunned by the sudden vision of a beautiful sleeping girl, Princess Ami. Guided by a group of mischievous Sea Creatures, Li learns that she’s under the spell of an enchanted village...What happens next? Come find out for yourself!Please do note that both shows on weekends and public holidays are especially crowded and are always sold out. Please come early on the day of show to purchase your tickets at the Beach Station to avoid disappointment. We appreciate your cooperation in making your experience memorable and pleasant.What’s more! Bring home sweet mementos from Oscar & Co. will complement your unforgettable experience at Songs of the Sea. Fun souvenirs from plush toys, children's slippers, lightwands and photo frames are available for your selection.
Admission
S$6.00 per person. Tickets are sold at Beach Information Counter from 9am daily for both shows on a first-come-first-served basis.
Time
7.40pm and 8.40pm daily
Venue
Beach Station
Getting there
Blue Line Bus
Red Line Bus
Yellow Line Bus
Siloso & Palawan-Tanjong Beach Tram
Sentosa Express(Alight at Beach Station)
Nearest Carpark
Beach Station







Cos we no tickets to go in to watch so have to do the cheapo method , stand outside with many other Singaporeans outside to "watch" free show LOL.

Then We walk to the beaches for a stroll , so soft the sand , and the sea is so cold LOL.

OK the sudden urge to bian bian , LOL , finished making cake , While walking back to the bus stop, we notice a girl sitting there alone , think she was quarreling with someone on the phone LOL, Kinda sux if she was ditched on a christmas eve and all alone at sentosa , not bad looking also , anyway we saw this very pretty "thingy" colourful and look like a fortress , jasmine was like let's go up , after abt 4 - 5 stories of climbing , we reach the top to find nothing much there except groups of teenagers playing the POP thing , u know those u can buy from the ma ma shop u squeeze the middle , then it bloats up and burst making a big pop sound.
Tat frightened a few aunties and my gf when we walked pass them.
Angry , and disappointed LOL tot got interesting things up there haha.
Then we took a few wrong bus and after a few trys we managed to get back to the cable car station , took the ride back to vivocity.
Our countdown was at Terra Cafe.
Actually was intending to do the count down at the big christmas tree in Vivo .But was thirsty so we sat there for a while then i saw people at the cafe telling each other Merry Christmas , only then i realised oh 12:00 Midnight le.
We then walked back to the cable car tower to make our way up to mount faber , Oh we didn't do out count down there cos tat place was booked till 12.30am by some rich fellow i think he booked the whole place for the christmas private party. Anyway it was open to public after 12.30am , On the way to the cable car station , i realise i left the tickets for the ride up to mount faber at the terra cafe.
Sian ran all the way back only to find the staff tell me it is in that big rubbish bin. Almost fainted.
Anyway i told jasmine , fark it just buy the tickets again ba . Reached the place , i went to the counter and told the lady wad happen , then i think the manager was behind her . Luckily she remembered me , and the manager was like hmm ok just for u , i am gonna just charge u $6 dollars for 2 pax . So happy lor , really really nice people , not to charge us full price haha.
So off we went , on the ride to mount faber we could see the lights and the "giagantic" Christmas tree.
Anyway we got there walked ard and the people there were like in suits and gown machiam go wedding dinner / Dinner and dance attire sia . Scary , but the place was so windy and pretty not forgetting classy as well.
Went to ask about the Snow show and stuff , next show was at 1.30am hmm so we walked ard taking pictures chill a little at the lobby.
Dinner there should be very ex ba LOL.
The snow show which was kinda fun but cost $9 per pax.
After the show we took the cable car back to Vivo.
As My dear gf got work in the morning the next day we took a cab home.





















On christmas , we went to GoldClass Movie cum Dinner , 1 word BEST !!!3
Ray

Friday, December 21, 2007

Cloning ?

What is cloning? Cloning means making a living thing from another living thing such as a plant or animal.
The process uses the genes of the first so they both have identical DNA.

Isn't it unnatural?
Cloning isn't new. Nature's been doing it for billions of years with plants.
Things like potatoes and grass send out shoots which can grow into a whole new plant.
If you grow a plant from a cutting it's a type of cloning.
And identical twins are naturally-occurring clones of each other even though they're genetically different from their parents.

In the last few decades scientists have been trying to clone animals.
They transplant DNA (the gene pattern which makes living things unique) from the cell of one animal into the cell of another which has had its DNA taken out.
Now scientists in America have announced that they have created a clone of a human embryo.

Does cloning work?
In 1997 Dolly the sheep became the first ever cloned mammal.
Scientists in Scotland used a new type of technique. When Dolly was born months later, it had taken 276 tries to get it right.
Since Dolly cows, pigs, monkeys, rodents, cats, mules and horses have been cloned.

Why clone animals?
Animals or plants with special qualities could be mass produced to help in the manufacture of important drugs.
You could replace pets which have died or even repopulate endangered or extinct species.
Earlier this year, the first clone of an endangered animal was born; a baby bull gaur (a wild ox) called Noah.
Although Noah died of an unrelated infection, the experiment showed it's possible to save endangered species through cloning.

Can people be cloned?
There's a lot of controversy over this one.
An announcement by an American company that it has created a human embryo clone is being viewed as both an incredible scientific achievement and a dangerous step.
This is not the first time such a claim has been made.
Opponents of cloning say cloning humans is very wrong because it goes against nature.

Why would we want to clone ourselves?
It doesn't have to be a whole human being which is cloned.
Scientists could copy our cells and fix genes that cause diseases.
Or new organs like skin or hearts could be grown to help people who are ill.
People who can't have babies might also be helped.

What's the problem with cloning?
About 98% of cloning efforts fail.
Usually a cloned embryo dies before birth but sometimes afterwards too.
Most of the survivors have potentially fatal heart or lung problems or diseases like diabetes.
Source - http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/default.stm

Put this up cos daren was trying very hard to convince me tat dolly the cloned sheep was crazy.
Hmm but besides being abnormal at birth and a couple diseases . I dun find any sites or article that says tat cloned sheep was a retard.
Hmm will search when i am free again

Ray

Another day

Went to the Eastern Ocean Restaurant at Scott's road with , sis , dad , mum and my gf.
Kindly paid by my Beloved Sister ^^

I used to remember days when i would be paying for these types of dinner Lol , but now i dun make like how i used to anymore , So the responsibility falls on my mei mei. Hopefully , By Next Year i would be making big bucks again Ha Ha ^^

Anyway after the dinner , went photo taking along orchard Road . Ya typical Singaporeans right,
My fierce mummy even stop in the middle of the traffic light and got my sis to snap a quick one . Stress.

Oh anyway jasmine wanted her Royce Chocolate again , so we travelled to Taka B1 to get it . This time courtesy of my mummy , She said it's the fees for jasmine cos she helped her do mani / pedi.
Nice

After tat my sis went clubbing , which her group of friends , so she left early.
Me dad mum and jasmine walk ard for a while till my dad Did Big yawn thingy and say he wan to go home le LOL.

So left with me and jasmine.
Walked ard tried to look for some new clothes but hmm didn't really see any nice de cos most shop Closed liao (Holiday eve close shop at 9.30pm WTH)

Well after sending jasmine home , i went for a drinking session with wei tan (Cousin).
Nice missed the good old days LOL.

Reached home and realised my keys was in jasmine's bag haiz.

Luckily my sis was there to solve my problem haha she also just got home.

Anyway , tat leading to my gf thinking i went home in the morning and thus a little quarreling here and there and ya found the main reason why she was angry LOL
She's angry cos i didn't sms her when i was at the pub.Hmm guess she was worried i would meet some hot "waitress" Chicks ba .

Moral of the story
Remember to report strength and all will be fine.
Haiz

Ray
*Will post the pics once i find the cable for the camera

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Friendships ?

Was preparing for my exams , therefore writing notes , along the way got kinda bored so i decided to watch a movie , (ppfilm).

I click Lord of the rings LOL , i know bad choice right , though i watch this show 3 times already,
But every time i watch it , It's never boring.

It was like a crazy marathon , till i finished the last part , The return of the king.

I was totally amazed by the Love , Bravery , courage , determination , trust etc etc in the show.
I always love movies , books on elves, dwarf,humans. And not forgetting orcs.

It's like so real , but i felt like i was going through the adventure together with the characters.

Anyway back to reality , it's just a movie . But deep down i wished it was a true story haha.
Anyway christmas round the corner. Wonder how this year's christmas would be like.

*Haiz*
Ray

Monday, December 17, 2007

What is Cervical cancer ?

Was talking to someone about this topic , and i was surprised to know some facts about Cervical cancer.

What Is Cervical Cancer?
Cervical cancer is a disease caused by the abnormal growth and division of cells that make up the cervix, which is the narrow, lower end of the uterus (womb).

"Cancer" is the name for a group of diseases in which certain cells in the body have changed in appearance and function. Instead of dividing and growing in a controlled and orderly way, these abnormal cells can grow out of control and form a mass or "tumor."

A tumor is considered benign (not cancerous) if it is limited to a few cell layers and does not invade surrounding tissues or organs. But if the tumor spreads - or has the potential to spread - to surrounding tissues or organs, it is considered malignant, or cancerous.

There are several types of cervical cancer:

Squamous cell carcinoma (SCC) is the most common type of cervical cancer, accounting for 85% to 90% of all cases. It develops from the cells that line the inner part of the cervix, called the squamous cells. It usually begins where the part of the cervix that connects with the vagina (called the ectocervix) meets the part of the cervix that opens into the uterus (called the endocervix).

Adenocarcinoma develops from the column-shaped cells that line the mucous-producing glands of the cervix. In rare instances, adenocarcinoma originates in the supportive tissue around the cervix. Adenocarcinoma accounts for about 10% of all cervical cancers.

Mixed carcinomas (for example, adenosquamous carcinomas) combine features of both squamous cell carcinoma and adenocarcinoma.

What Causes Cervical Cancer?

We don't know exactly what causes cervical cancer, but certain risk factors are believed to have an effect. Medical history and lifestyle - especially sexual habits - play a role in a woman's chances of developing cervical cancer.

The most significant risk factors are:

Human papillomavirus (HPV)

Sexual history

Human Papilloma Virus (HPV)

Human papillomavirus (HPV) is a virus that can infect:

The genital tract

The external genitals

The area around the anus

HPV has nothing to do with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. There are 46 genetic types of HPV, but not all are dangerous. Only certain types of HPV, which can be transmitted from one person to another during sexual contact, increase the risk of cell dysplasia (abnormal cell growth) and/or progression to cervical cancer.

The HPV types that produce genital warts (lesions that are raised and bumpy, or flat and almost impossible to see) are different from those that cause cervical cancer. However, women who have a history of genital warts have almost twice the risk of an abnormal Pap smear as other women.

Sexual History

A woman has a higher-than-average risk of developing cervical if she:

Has had multiple sexual partners

Began having sexual relations before the age of 18

Has a partner who has had sexual contact with a woman with cervical cancer

Other Risk Factors

It is probable that other factors contribute to cervical cancer, such as:

Poverty. Women who are poor may not have access to medical services that detect and treat precancerous cervical conditions. When such women develop cervical cancer, the disease usually remains undiagnosed and untreated until it has spread to other parts of the body. Women who are poor are often undernourished, and poor nutrition can also increase cervical cancer risk.

Pap test history. Not having regular Pap tests increases the chance of unrecognized cervical cancer. Between 60% and 80% of women with newly diagnosed cervical cancer have not had a Pap test in at least five years.

Tobacco use. Women who smoke are about twice as likely to develop cervical cancer as women who do not. The more a woman smokes - and the longer she has been smoking - the greater the risk.

Eating habits. A diet that doesn't include ample amounts of fruits and vegetables can increase a woman's risk of developing cervical cancer.

Weakened immune system. A woman whose immune system is weakened has a higher-than-average risk of developing cervical lesions that can become cancerous. This includes women who are HIV-positive (infected with the virus that causes AIDS). It also includes women who have received organ transplants and must take drugs to suppress the immune system so that the body won't reject the new organ.

Frequently Asked Questions

Here are some frequently asked questions related to cervical cancer.

Q: What causes cervical cancer?
A: We don't always know what causes cervical cancer, just like we don't know what causes most cancers. Not uncommonly however, this disease occurs when a virus or other factor causes cells within the cervix to become abnormal, then cancerous. Cervical cancer becomes invasive when malignant cells spread to nearby tissues, organs, or other parts of the body.

Q: Why do some women develop cervical cancer?
A: The primary risk factors associated with cervical cancer are age, a woman's sexual habits, and infection with a high-risk strain of human papillomavirus (HPV). Lifestyle, race, and other factors probably affect a woman's chances of developing cervical cancer.

Q: Can cervical cancer be prevented?
A: Routine Pap tests can detect almost all instances of early cervical cancer and precancerous (tending to become cancerous) changes in cervical cells. Prompt treatment of these abnormalities can prevent cervical cancer.

Q: How is cervical cancer diagnosed?
A: Routine screening for cervical abnormalities can detect early-stage cancer and precancerous conditions (that are not yet malignant).

Q: Why are regular Pap tests so important?
A: Cervical cancer grows slowly, and regular Pap tests can detect the disease in its earliest, most curable stages.

Q: Who should be screened for cervical cancer?
A: Every woman who has reached the age of 18 or who is or has been sexually active should have regular Pap tests.

Q: Is cervical cancer curable?
A: If caught in the early stages, cervical cancer is almost 100% curable. The chances of detecting cervical cancer at an early stage are greatly increased by having regular Pap smears. Pap smears are probably the most successful of all screening procedures ever devised to detect early cancer.

Q: How is cervical cancer treated?
A: The standard treatments for cervical cancer are surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy.

Q: What is the emotional impact of cervical cancer?
A: Because cervical cancer treatment often leaves a woman infertile, this disease can be especially devastating for women of childbearing age. Friends, family members, and professional caregivers can provide valuable emotional support.
Source - http://www.ehealthmd.com/index.html

Ray

Friday, December 14, 2007

Spam mails ? Mails that really dun make sense !!!

I just got home , spent a busy day at mabel's tuition centre.We are preparing for the Bookfest which is tomorrow at Suntec .
Anyway had my bath , called my gf to "report strength" , had dinner , and then sat down in front of my com.

I opened yahoo mail , msn , gmail .

Yahoo mails , 12 Spam mails . with really lame titles.

Hotmail mails , Not so bad 5 Spams mails.

Gmail Best No spam , Ok lar cos i seldom use tat e mail.

Then my gf msn asked me to check out her friendster , she did some Slide show thingy wanted me to check it out i was like hmm ok .

But i noticed i had New messages , So i clicked , it brought me to My inbox , i had 15 unread mails. I was like wa i so popular meh . Then i clicked in and saw this

DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Gir l: Slow down. Im scared.
uy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its tooscary!
Guy : Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.If there is anyone in life you love this much , please send this. Forward this to all your good friends on-line to showthem that you care.NOW, make a wish about somthing you would like to happen with you and someone whom you REALLY care about....... ...

OK, now if you send this to..1 person~ your wish will come true in6-8 months
3 people~ your wish will come true in4-6 months
5 people~ your wish will come true in1-2 months
7 people~ your wish will come true in 2weeks
10 people~ your wish will come true inthree days
14 people~ your wish will come true inthe next 24 hours!
BUT...... If you do not send this toanyone, you will have bad luck!!!!


PLEASE LOR , first of all the person who wrote this definately doesn't own a bike for sure, and he/she definately haven pass his/her 2B lisence.
Too many loop holes
Unless u are a Ba Ee then u no need wear helmet , then why the girl didn't wear ?
There are 2 brakes on the bike , front and rear brakes, if both brakes break down , just FUCKING dun turn the trottle lar . And if 1 dun work , use the other damn brakes lar .

This part still quite ok ,
But after tat the paragraph,

If there is anyone in life you love this much , please send this.
"What if some one doesn't have ?"

if you send this to..1 person~ your wish will come true in6-8 months
3 people~ your wish will come true in4-6 months
5 people~ your wish will come true in1-2 months
7 people~ your wish will come true in 2weeks
10 people~ your wish will come true inthree days
14 people~ your wish will come true inthe next 24 hours!
BUT...... If you do not send this toanyone, you will have bad luck!!!!

"Wei tan , is this consider black mail ?"

Anyway , the next few msg all the same mail .
Hmm , Moral of the story . Just Follow lar , if u dun wanna get bad Luck....

Ray

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Elberth Gilthoniel Wood Elves' song

Lyrics by J.R.R. Tolkien, music by Howard Shore, translated into Quenya by David Salo. It is this famous High Elven song of Elbereth Gilthoniel that Frodo and Sam hear the Wood Elves sing as they are on their way to the Grey Havens, singing words to the Lady of Hope for comfort in this hour of their leaving Middle-Earth forever.

A Bereth thar Ennui
Aeair!
A Galad ven i reniar
hí 'aladhremmin
ennorath.
A Elbereth Gilthoniel
i chin a thûl lîn i gelair...

'O Queen beyond the Western Seas!
O light to us that wander
here amid the world of woven-trees.
O Gilthoniel!
O Elbereth!
the eyes and breath your which are brilliant...'

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Some Rubbish

There are so many websites that can let u watch streaming movies , variety shows etc etc



These are the few which i recommend.

And NO they are not Porn sites. No Worries.





Click here

Those below are more like blogs , which has links to movies , shows etc. (Mostly Chinese)

Click here

Click here

Click here

The one which i use all the time is PPFILM . Click here

Those using bit torrents you can try this Click here

Those people looking for thai songs please click here

Those people wanna play some online "Lame" computer games Click here

Those people who dun have a alarm clock Click here

Will update when i find more .

Ray


Crow and Kitten are Friends

Few days back , i got home , my sis was like kor , u gotta see this. The bird and the cat are very cute. Yes indeed. It's nice to know there are some of the "By Left Rule" in the animal kingdom food chain .

Remember , even your worse enemy can be your best friend.

Ray

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Jokes for the season



Signs You've Had Too Much alcohol.




1. You strike a match and light your nose.



2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.



3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.



4. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.



5. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.



6. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"



7. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.



8. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.



9. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.



10. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.



11. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.



12. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.



13. You yawn at the ugliest person in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.



14. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.



15. You suggest everyone stand up and sing the national anthem.




What Barbie wants for XMAS - stocking fillers!


Barbie c/o Mattel,

Inc. El Segundo,

CA 90245

To:Santa Claus

The North Pole,

Somewhere

December 22, 2007


Dear Mr Santa Claus:


Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm going to call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't want to be around to smell it).


So, here's my holiday wish list for 2007: Santa:


1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt?

2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite!

3. A REAL man...maybe GI Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boytoy Ken. And what's with that earring anyway? If I'm gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.

4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.

5. Breast reduction surgery. I don't care whose arm you have to twist, get it done.

6. A jogbra. To wear until I get the surgery.

7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don't cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!

8. A new, more 90s persona. Maybe "PMS Barbie", complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; "Animal Rights Barbie", with my very own paint gun, outfitted with a fake fur coat, bottle of spray on blood and handcuffs; or "Stop Smoking Barbie," sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum. 9. No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.

10. Mattel stock options. It's been 37 years--I think I deserve it.


Ok, Santa, that's it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don't think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bitch for next Christmas. It's that simple.


Yours truly with love and affection,

Barbie



What I want for Christmas


It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mum if he could have a new bike. So, she told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus. But Sam, having just played a vital role in the school nativity play, said he would prefer to write to the baby Jesus. So his mum told him that would be fine.Sam went to his room and wrote ' Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy and would like to have a bike for Christmas.' But he wasn't very happy when he read it over. So he decided to try again and this time he wrote 'Dear Jesus, I'm a good boy most of the time and would like a bike for Christmas.' He read it back and wasn't happy with that one either. He tried a third version. 'Dear Jesus, I could be a good boy if I tried hard and especially if I had a new bike.' He read that one too, but he still wasn't satisfied. So, he decided to go out for a walk while he thought about a better approach. After a short time he passed a house with a small statue of the Virgin Mary in the front garden. He crept in, stuffed the statue under his coat, hurried home and hid it under the bed. Then he wrote this letter. 'Dear Jesus, If you want to see your mother again, you'd better send me a new bike.'


Santa Claus Is A Woman!!!!


I know that Santa Claus is a woman.... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they - with amazing calm - call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he'd still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. Add to this the fact that there would be unavoidable delays in the chimney, where the Bob Vila-like Santa would stop to inspect and repoint bricks in the flue. He would also need to check for carbon monoxide fumes in every gas fireplace, and get under every Christmas tree that is crooked to straighten it to a perfectly upright 90-degree angle.

Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:

- Men can't pack a bag.

- Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.

- Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves.

- Men don't answer their mail.

- Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."

- Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.

- Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.

- Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men.........

- Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy.

- Cupid flies around carrying weapons.

- Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. As long as we have each other, good will, peace on earth, faith and Nat King Cole's version of "The Christmas Song," it probably makes little difference what gender Santa is.


I just wish she'd quit dressing like a guy!!!


All those you just read above are from this Site , You may wish to check the rest out on your own.





Ray

Email From Santa

2 Darn Cold Street
The North Pole,
H0H 0H0H


I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good during the year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with "VD" from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my butt in bird crap. On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those dumb ass Newfoundlanders have re-scheduled Christmas for the 5th of February.

Sincerely, Santa

Christmas ?

So excited , Christmas round the corner , The Orchard roads will be filled with bras and panties , erm i mean Deck the halls with bought of holly, Fa la la la la la, la la la la. Tis the season to by jolly, Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

Hey joshua if u happen to read this remember the classic 12 days of christmas ? LOL
Well we used to sing this song to irritate people . By the time we reached 10th day of christmas , people's face changed already haha.

Hmm my defination on Christmas is , A day when people wait 3 hrs just to get a cab, People screaming and shouting and dancing (Chaos) on the streets , Our Blangadash friends who loves to grab breast on this very season , a day to sell Light stick for 10 dollars each on the streets (Good Money), A day to get piss drunk and wake up the next day trying to figure out wad happened after 12 mn ar LOL , a day people go to expensive restaurent and pay Big bucks for a "Special Dinner".
Or issit something else ?

Maybe i really am getting old , Lol i personally feel that it's just like every normal day ,
What exactly is christmas ?
Why do we celebrate christmas ?
Santa's really gonna give me presents cos i was a good boy ?
Neh it's just a lame excuse to slaughter those Poor turkeys Lol.
Click me

Anyway i was thinking back on how i used to spent my christmas when i was young , I vividly remember this time when i was still in Primary school (St Hildas Primary)
I was participating in the Christmas celebration show in school , I was suppose to be one of the 3 kings , Namely Caspar, Melchior and Balthasar. According to an old legend based on a Bible story, these three kings saw, on the night when Christ was born, a bright star, followed it to Bethlehem and found there the Christchild and presented it with gold, frankincense and myrrh.

I can't remember i was which of the 3 wise man , but all i could remember very clearly was the song.

We Three Kings
Click below for the song . Every time i hear this song there is this unknown tinkling feeling in my bones , Guess deep down secretly , i Kinda like it haha.



We three kings of Orient are,
Bearing gifts we traverse afar,
Field and fountain, morr and mountain,
Following yonder Star.
Chorus
O, star of wonder, star of might,
Star with royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us to the perfect light.
Born a babe on Bethlehem's plain;
Gold we bring to crown Him again;
King forever, ceasing never,
Over us all to reign.
Chorus
Frankincense to offer have I;
Incense owns a Deity nigh;Prayer and praising, all men raising,Worship Him, God on High. Chorus
Myrrh is mine; its bitter perfume
Breathes a life of gathering gloom;Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying,
Seal'd in the stone-cold tomb.
Chorus
Glorious now behold Him arise,King and God and sacrifice,Heaven sings, "Hallelujah!"Hallejujah!" Earth replies.
Chorus

Tat was when i was in primary school, Next christmas i remember most clearly was the time when i was still with Lynn (ex gf) , Not a very happy occasion though , not for the Stupid Bangladesh whom pressed her u know wad . We wanted to give chase , only problem is the whole street is jam packed and all the Ah nehs all look the same kaoz.
Advice to girls who wanna go to the streets on christmas , Wear a "Spiked Bra"
And bring along pepper spray.

Anyway after tat , most of my christmas were spent in clubs, pubs , Ya ya so called Count down parties. Always ending with some drunk guy in the pub starting to fight with another fellow and all.
Strange thing is people who goes to pubs and clubs need to be of certain age , But these group of people's action just do not justifiy their age if u get wad i mean.

Hope my this year's christmas would be a different one.
Anyone wanna invite me to his or her church ? LOL

To think i already have celebrated this day for like the past 25 years lol.

To end this off , watch the video below , and Wish every one an Advance Merry merry christmas and Happy New Year.



Ray

Ps: Dear Santa if u happens to read this , I have been a good boy for the past 1 year and I WANT A DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, ODG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Being a Jerk ?

Yes , I finished my exam yesterday , Not so bad , still managed to pass (To pass 75% and above). But still got a few more papers coming my way.
Wad to do , life in singapore is all about being a POKEMON Trainer (Gotta Collect them All) if u know wad i mean.
But hopefully this path i choose is a right decision.
Anyway was talking to an old friend just now lol , only to find out Wad a jerk i was last time . Any it was all in the past . What is important is not the past , rather the future that awaits us.
Time heals everything , eventually things and people are forgiven , some are forgotten . People grow and mature eventually , but it's never a easy path.
Those parents who had a hard time trying to tell their children dun play with fire , it will never work unless they themself get hurt from it , Only then they will realise , Ok my daddy/mummy said dun play with fire . Haha.

Enuff said on this , People who are crazy over Oakley may wish to check out this web site.
http://my-oakley-collection.blogspot.com/
http://singaporevault.com/oakley/restricted-area/private-collection

Oh i was having this crazy plan with some of my friends , Something gotta do with Ebay.
We'll see if my crazy plan works , If it fails i will just write about it here and have a good laugh over it.

Ray

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Pubic Hair ?

Ever encounter the situation when , u are at a swimming pool's public toilet , then someone's kid ask his dad," Daddy,daddy , why tat kor kor , uncle and daddy got hair there de ? Why i dun have ?"

Lol typical right ?
If u were the one, how would u answer ?

Ai ya grow up then u will know de . ?

Well but what is the main reason behind that "growth" , we all have but yet so unknown.

The changes during puberty signal the coming of adulthood, when a person becomes reproductive (able to have babies). Nature lets us know when someone is physically ready by showing us these signs. Now, that doesn't mean that we're really ready to have babies emotionally or maturely, but we're able to physically have babies.
Now, why do we have pubic hair?
There are a couple of reasons:Hair (no matter where) helps to protect certain parts of our body, regulate body temperature, and/or catch our natural "scent" (called pheromones) that is produced in our sweat to attract others (of course, this "scent" can also repel others if we don't shower often enough!). General body hair, like on our limbs and chest, is probably just a natural leftover from our prehistoric ancestors who were hairy all over to keep them warm!

There are many theories behind why humans have pubic hair. One thought is that the hair that grows around the genitals and under the arms lock in sexually stimulating scents called pheromones.
For some, scents released from these areas are noticeable and can increase sexual desire.
For others, pheromones might not be obvious but may be subliminally sensed. Some people believe that pubic hair keeps our genitals warm.
Others believe that the purpose of pubic hair is to prevent dirt from entering the vagina.
The exact evolutionary explanation to why we have pubic hair is similar to wondering why we have eyebrows…or why some people only have one…
With or without purpose, pubic hair can be ornamental and eye-catching to its owner or to others. How you style your pubic hair is up to you. There are women and men who prefer one look over others (just as some prefer a mohawk, mullet or total shave for the hairdos on their head) and there are people who don't think twice about how their pubic hair looks.
Pubic hair is unique in amount, color and consistency. Some women let their pubic hair grow into a full coverage of the pubic area while others prefer to keep their hair trimmed. (some seasonally prefer to have a neatly shaven “bikini line”). There are also women who choose to remove some or all of the their pubic hair. Shaving, waxing or removing your pubic hair is by no means permanent. As the hair starts to grow back, however, it can be very itchy and uncomfortable.

So why do we have eye brows ?
Eyebrows are a very significant aspect of our appearance. They are one of the most distinctive features that make up our faces, and we pay a lot of attention to them. We think of some types of eyebrows as attractive and some as unattractive, and many people spend as much time preening their eyebrows as they do applying makeup to their eyelashes or lips. Eyebrows are also one of our most expressive facial features. One of the clearest ways to tell somebody what you're thinking is to simply move your eyebrows up or down -- we all know what different eyebrow positions mean.
So, eyebrows obviously serve a lot of functions in our culture today -- beauty, nonverbal communication, distinctive appearance. But why are they there in the first place? As we evolved and lost most of the thick hair on our bodies, why did we keep that little bit over the eyes?
Scientists aren't entirely sure why we kept this hair, but they have a pretty good guess. We know that eyebrows help keep moisture out of our eyes when we sweat or walk around in the rain. The arch shape diverts the rain or sweat around to the sides of our face, keeping our eyes relatively dry. The most obvious advantage of this is that it lets us see clearly when we're sweating a lot or out in the rain. Without eyebrows, getting around in these conditions is a little more difficult. The shape of your brow itself diverts a certain amount of moisture, but eyebrows make a significant difference in your ability to see. Diverting the sweat away is also good because the salt in sweat irritates the eyes, making them sting a little.
There are a number of ways these qualities might have helped early man survive. Being able to see more clearly in the rain could certainly help you find shelter, and there are several circumstances when keeping the sweat out of your eyes could save your life. If you were trying to outrun a predator, for example, it's a good bet there would be a lot sweat running down your face. If all that sweat flowed right down into your eyes, you wouldn't be able to see that well, and your eyes would be irritated, which would certainly impair your ability to escape! Because of this slight survival advantage, nature would most likely select for humans with eyebrows over humans without eyebrows. Source - http://www.howstuffworks.com/

Ray

28 November 2007

Tired of studying , haven posted for a few days already , so i decided to take a break and post.
2 days ago me and my gf went to this buffet restaurant , The magic of chongqing Hot pot at TangLin shopping centre .Not so bad ,but nothing magical , except for the waiter pouring 八宝茶 with this really really really long thingy from a pot and the supper hot and spicy soup 麻辣汤 ,recommend u pp to go try.

Lol jasmine sitting below the sign board ,

We arrive at the restaurant at 7 pm , the super over enthusiastic manager asked got reserved ?We said," no" Then he said ,"Well if u reserve now we may have seats at 8 pm ."So we agreed , mean time , bored we went over to the shopping centre opp orchard hotel . i think it's called The Forum Shopping Centre.

We Went to
So fun haven been there for so many years liao , Felt like a little kid again . Still amazed with the variety of Legos , Play Doh , Remote control cars etc etc etc. Haha , next time sure bring my kid there play , Yes play only ma , free toys , no need buy de LOL , u wan play , go again lor ^^
Well after tat playing the free toys for a while , wa 7.40 pm liao , time flies when u are having fun haha.
We walked back to the restaurent there the manager told us to wait a while , then zhun zhun 8pm he say ok got seats liao .

Went in he ordered the buffet food selections for us , then came my 八宝茶.

八宝茶is a special blend of eight ingredients. Eight Treasures Tea is a great thrist quencher and it has medicinal properties that help to decrease body heat, promote digestion, induce appetite and relieve fatigue.
Other names:Ba Bao Cha
Ingredients:Chrysanthemum, Tropaeolum, Honeysuckle, Dried Lemon Peel, Dried Tangerine Peel, Haw, Medlar, Rock Sugar.

We had the half chicken soup and half 麻辣汤 as soup base , then we started cooking , The 麻辣 is OMG de lor , whole mouth swollen.
U finish wad u ordered , u can order again , but i think got time limit 3 hrs if i am not wrong .
We keep ordering 金针菇.

金针菇 - The "Golden Needle" mushroom also helps to increase our immunity to fight allergies, viral infections and cancer. According to Professor Chua Kaw Yan who is researching this mushroom, the stalk of the mushroom contains a large quantity of a protein which interacts with the cells in our immune system resulting in production of a number of cytokines that are responsible for the regulation of our immune functions.

Those pp who like prawns , yes they have prawns too , but me and my gf not prawn lovers so gave it a miss .
Then came the moment i was waiting for , to see the waiter pour the water from the long long thingy from far far away in to my tea cup .
The guy waiter was not around so the auntie came .
She pour , not really acurate but ok lar . My gf laugh say not zhun de .
Well i explained , She a girl , she dun have to aim , LOL.
After tat in order to find who's the better aimer the guys or the girls , we asked for the male waiter i think from indonesia , He poured and Yes 100% more zhun .

Conclusion , through years of practices , u will normally perform better . haha.

In consideration about the age of the 2 different candidates , age may play a part too .

Example picture of the guy with the long long thing , though not the actual person


After eating , there was desert , u could choose ice - cream or mix fruits.
My gf thinking after eating so much we should eat mix fruits , i fark care just asked for ice cream
In the end the MIX FRUITS turn out to be

Looks more like canned food to compared to a plate of mixed Cut Fruits.


For those looking for the address , it's

The Magic of ChongQing Hot Pot

19 Tanglin Road#04-06/07 Tanglin Shopping Centre

Singapore 247909

Tel: (65) 6734 8135/ (65) 734 9789

Beware of those imitations , i know alot of Steam Boats restaurants in Area "G" used their name as well.

A little info on the correct restaurent.

The IndoChin Story

Established since 1993, Indochin Investment currently has its interests in two themed-based restaurants. They are namely, The Magic of ChongQing Hot Pot, The Chinese Feasts. The former two serves the Famous ChongQing Hot Pot with The Chinese Feasts specializing in Sichuan dishes as well.

The Chinese Feasts - ChongQing Hot Pot@Suntec Located conveniently in Suntec City along the Fountain Terrace, The Chinese Feasts offers all the best of our Chinese cuisine. Be it Sichuan specialties, the hot favourite ChongQing Hot Pot, we have it all under one roof. Our culinary creations will definitely whet your appetite. Must-trys include our unique homemade Golden Tofu Bar with Broccoli, Roasted Red Wine Chicken Cutlet, Black Pepper Beef and the Merlion Fried Rice.

Ambience: Facing Suntec's Fountain of Wealth, the atmosphere of an opera house is created here with the framed colorful and large masks of famous generals from the era of 'The Three Kingdoms' adorning the walls.

The Magic Of ChongQing Hot Pot At ChongQing Hot Pot, we take pride in our broth which include our famous 'Ma La Tang' and 'Old Faithful Chicken Stock" boiled for hours to give you the creamy flavour. Savour the freshest and choicest ingredients as they simmer in these delicious broths. Unique ingredients such as taro string are constantly added to our buffet menu while luxurious ingredients such as abalone are available for ala carte orders.
These ingredients simmered in our delicious broths; coupled with our dips specially concocted to compliment the fiery Ma La taste will get you the perfect indulgence for your palate! Ambience: Attractive red lanterns, faux stucco walls and Oriental ornaments create the feel of a country house in Sichuan. Simple and attractive wooden chairs and tables complete the look.

3 Magical Steps To Enjoy The Duo-Flavoured ChongQing Hot Pot - An array of sweet & savory tid-bits which work like sorbet in French cuisine to cleanse and relive the palate from the spiciness of the Ma-La broth. - Sesame dips which not only enhance the tastes of the various ingredients cooked in the broth but restore the palate challenged by the fiery spicy broth as well. - The Eight Treasures Tea with its healing properties restores the body's yin yang balance after a spicy meal.

The Chinese Feasts Cuisine: ChongQing Hot Pot With Duo-Flavoured Broth (Spicy & Non-Spicy)

Opening Hours: Lunch: 12.00 – 3.00pm Dinner: 6.00 – 11.00pm *

(Lunch & Dinner)Buffets Served: Yes

Vegetarian Dishes: Yes

Reservations: Required

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Saturday, November 24, 2007

PSLE Maths ?


Amazing Answer ^^

Answer to Triangle Puzzle

Solution The slanting upper edge of the upper figure is not a straight line. It is made up of two lines that meet where they touch area C. This edge bends downward, so the area of the figure is 32. For the lower figure, the slanting upper edge is also made up of two lines that meet where they touch area C. This edge bends upward so the area of the figure is 33. The difference accounts for the hole.
The hypotenuses of triangles A and B have different slopes, therefore, both upper and lower 5x13 figures are quadrilaterals, not a triangles. The triangles A and B have areas of 12 and 5 and the other two pieces have areas of 7 and 8. The total area of the four pieces is 32 for each of two the figures. If the upper figure is rotated 180° and moved over the lower figure as shown below, the resulting rectangle has an area of 65. This is twice the area of 32 for the four pieces plus the area of the hole.

Triangle Puzzle

The two figures shown below are divided into four parts. The upper figure has two triangles, A and B, and two L-shaped areas, C and D. The lower figure has the same four parts arranged in a different order. Both figures have a width of 13 and a height of 8. However there is also a 1-by-1 hole in the lower figure. Where did the extra space come from?



Friday, November 23, 2007

Woke up this morning , feeling the latic acid working in my muscles due to the few days of Swimming and running. I knew i was getting fat and my gf is starting to call me xiao pang omg, Therefore in order to proof to her i used to be in better shape , i decided to start running and swimming again.



Pic of me nowLOL !


Pic of me then
Anyway, after i went down to Suntec Tower 2 Singapore College of insurance yesterday to confirm my examination on 6th Dec and collect my text book.


I saw the text book and felt like giving my new boss Paul a call and say "Think i can never go into investment line , Too much Rules and Regulations.

And no i am not intending to do Health insurance so friends , please dun stay away.


Anyway i finished 3 chapters last night, with great advice from my lawyer cousin , Hope i can actually pass this test.


Hope my new hair color would bring me luck ^^ Countesy of my beloved Gf


Will be back to post more often when i have the time.

Ray

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Tribute to the Singaporeans who became FAMOUS and those who try so hard to be Famous

Well why i am gonna write about this is becos some one sent me this video clip on Steven Lim and i am really amazed by the things he Do just to get famous , LOL
Along the way there will be write ups and clips , links and videos (Youtube)
Here goes,

Famous is defined by widely known and esteemed.

Why do people want to be famous ?

Fame is for insecure people. They need to be validated by external factors and that's what drives them in their pursuit for fame.The fame gives them a false sense of production; even though it may be obvious to you and I that they haven't achieved anything more than your average non-famous person, they don't see it this way...
Fame does not = wealth
Fame + Rich does not = Happy
but
Wealthy+ not famous = Peaceful Life = As close to happiness as you're ever going to get!

There are many people who just tries so hard to get famous and how do you go about doing that ?

Check this out !

You can get really piss drunk , be a public nuisance , get your friend to record everything on video and post it on Youtube






Well , the drunk guy kinda managed to make a name for himself eh LOL!

1 wasted Guy



A group of wasted Guys



Be a Traffic Wardens today and get famous for Abuse of authority !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v96fSeGWdE&feature=related
(Hope i dun get into trouble by putting this Link)

Take a lift and be famous !



Or simply dig to stardom.



Sing a Hokkien Song and be famous !
(u would like to turn ur volume down a little for this clip if u dun wanna get stares if u are in the office)


Edit titanic the Movie to your very own version and be famous !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEHS6GhJk2M&feature=related

Make a Music video and post it on Youtube.
This guy, i known him couple years back when i was still ice skating.
He is the "Dangerous guy" on the rink cos he does his spins and jumps in such a way people feels tat he endangers people's life.
Example getting my friend Guan Jie Hurt.
Anyway so sorry to say i am just bias towards People who skates safely compared to those who skates dangerously.
Ps : If u ain't Good , U ain't good OK !
Nothing to do with hockey skates or figure skates though , i personally feels tat figure skating's really nice and 90% of the chicks who figure skates are really Hot Babes. Ok Ok those Ex Female skaters who happen to see this , U, Hockey Girls are hot Too ok ^^


You may consider Remaking the videos of Tammy NYP or just try to do the Singapore's Brokeback Mountain where our "famous friend" here did . But i think it was a failure LOL.
Seriously i think u have to view it as it's like a artistic video , though thru out the whole clip i simply just DUN GET IT.


Beat Box Ur Way to be a Star


Compare that with this , Steven, U may consider going for Beat Box Classes^^


Join Body Building and become Famous, But how ?
Ok i must say this, Clips below may not be suitable for minors and is rather degrading to the mind, body and soul.
U have been warned.

Wish him Good Luck in Finding his Girlfriend !

Singing a song and get famous , sounds easy right haha
Sex Bomb


Billie Jean ?


How about change job and be a Ma Ma San ?


Well i had to put this girl's clip here ,
Her name is Li Pei Fen , Became rather famous from singing for the 881 Movie.
She so happen to be my sis's good Friend LOL
Anyway i agree her voice Rocks !






Changing Sex and get famous , Hmmm
This clip is a commercial for Nostalgia.
"She" used to be a "he" before "she" got famous.Guys got the Hint ?


Learning to Curse in the right way may get u famous too ?


Everyone knows the debate on Penal Code 377A right ,
using Tat code to get famous ?


Getting involved with politics and get the Big fellows angry surely Helps lol.
I am just gonna put the link cos i dun wanna get into trouble. ^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jldRWPJmdoM&feature=related

To summarise , there are just too many ways to become famous , only thing is u do it in a right way or Totally wrong way .

Good luck to those who are pursuing their dreams .

Ray